Wednesday, May 6, 2009

War Against Mugu. WAM!

Now, I just want to post a few lines on Nigeria's fraudaulent image which the white man feeds its slow-to-catch-on citizens.

They should call a spade a spade and pass on the true liberating message, which I believe should go like this; "Dear citizens of .........(fill in the gap), I regret to inform you that the stupid and easy to dupe compared-to-a monkey black man, has now shown himself to be much wiser than we! It is to this end that I beg you to have a bit of sense and be less greedy so as not to be at the receiving end of their back to sender 419 activities, damn! but it seems they are determined to 'steal 'back all that we 'acquired' from them. Despite the fact that we scream that they are corrupt in order to label their intelligent yahoo-yahoo boys and demoralise their thieving government (we taught their leaders to 'acquire' by the way) which goes on rebranding projects and set up 'aunty' corruption bodies, yahoo-yahoo boys are no longer fooled with our gimmicks and we the hunter are now being haunted!" (at this point, speaker takes a minute to rub his red nose and ears) I need you, dear citizens to stop bringing shame to our pinkish white skins by simply clicking DELETE even when your 'longathroat' throbs at the mouth watering offer of a large unearned income. Abeg, stop showing the world how greedy and real stupid most Caucasians are. Thank you".

With this 'hard talk' we might eventually be rid of international fraud since there will be no more 'greedy mugus' to destroy our relatively 'pure and innocent'reputation!


  1. Nice blog Ire,

    Thanks for stopping by on Lagos City Photos. Hope to read more of your stuff. And maybe if you try to push Ademilola better she might change her mind about moving to NEXT, which I like very much by the way.

    Fact, you might even get two people for the price of one, lol!

    Take care and stop by often...

  2. Thank you Lolade, you do great stuff with ur blog.
    Ademilola seems to have her own ideas which I seem to agree with, I do admire her.
    Now, is there any chance that the second person's name starts with the letter 'L'???